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This is a video of the Passionate Wedding Vows at the Dorsett’s Wedding in Detroit,MI. This video was created by Albert Rodgers of SDF Productions- www.sdfvideo.com. Video Rating: 4 / 5
Expand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video. Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from JCLiang and more videos in the Wedding Services category. You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at www.howcast.com or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at www.howcast.com Can we be frank? No one cares about your vows except you. Which is exactly why you should feel free to indulge your every wedding whim. To complete this How-To you will need: Self-absorption Cheesiness No shame Step 1: Sex them up Make your vows sexy. Say things that make everyone—old and young alike—cringe with embarrassment. Step 2: Hone your standup act Treat your vows like a stand-up routine. Step 3: Include inside jokes Include lots of inside jokes. Who cares if no one at the service knows what the hell you’re talking about? This day is about you. Step 4: Wax poetic Set your vows in iambic pentameter. Everyone loves amateur poetry. Step 5: Make them gag Make your promises so touchy-feely, lovey-dovey, ooey, gooey, that your loved ones want to gag. Step 6: Break into song For truly memorable vows, break into song—preferably one you wrote yourself. Step 7: Make it lengthy Make your vows as long as possible. Hey, you may not have a captive audience like this ever again. Thanks for watching How To Write Truly Tasteless Wedding Vows! If you enjoyed this video subscribe to the Howcast YouTube channel! www.youtube.com Video Rating: 4 / 5
